This boy is being hilarious.  Here are some quotes from the past few hours:
(before going to bed last night, repeatedly pleading) "I don't love basketball, I don't love basketball"
Lincoln:  I had a bad dream last night.  Me:  Really?  I'm sorry.  What was it about?  Lincoln: Mickey Mouse  Tyler:  (cereal through nose)
Me: are you wearing basketball shorts?  Lincoln:  No, ABC shirt.