Oh no, Nation! (Think Colbert)

This is what I read in a CNN article today:

"Human rights cannot interfere with the global economic crisis, the global climate change crisis and the security crises," Clinton said in talks with China's foreign minister.

(So ... money is more important than people)

China, the world's top holder of U.S. debt, wants to ensure liquidity and security in its dealings with the U.S. treasury bonds.

(And ... China nearly owns us)