I was finally able to put how I feel about Tyler into words (I had a little help):
5- I think his tractors sexy
4- He has honky tonk ba-donka donk
3- I want to check him for ticks
2- He looks good in his buffalo briefs
and my current #1 is - He makes my speakers go boom-boom
(If you don't know country music this isn't funny and just adds fuel to the fire of why you don't love it. If you do ... what great lines am I missing so I can REALLY express my affection?)